First, I'd like to point out that I'm a DIEHARD Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan.  I grew up with the cartoon...I own it on DVD, I used to play the video game at the arcade ALL THE TIME, and my brother & I had all the action figures. 

That being said, this monstrosity is about to hit theaters.  CGI, Megan Fox as April...I just can't deal.  But if you've got kids, maybe they'd want to see it.