Via Jezebel via Huffington Post

While it is clearly everyone’s fantasy at the end of a particularly-overdue breakup to actually enumerate the reasons why you are leaving this person, there’s a reason you don’t usually do it. Because it’s the kind of thing that ends up going viral, as everyone loves a good train wreck when someone else is the passenger. You go, girl, you did what we never could. And then put it on the internet.