Today's student loan sob story comes from a woman who is $160,000 in debt for a sociology degree.

Morbidly obese 36-year-old mother-of-three ends abusive marriage, loses 252 pounds through diet and exercise, falls in love with boy-toy nine years her junior, plans to open her own weight loss business. TA-DAAA (w/before and after pics).

Old and busted: Jailing reporters who won't reveal their sources. New hotness: Secretly seizing journalists' phone records from their phone companies.

Bad: Kids mess with an autistic boy who wanted to be friends with them. WTF: Then they blew his fingers off with a bomb.

In honor of Teacher Appreciation Week: The Top 10 things no one tells you about making the crazy decision to take charge of a classroom.

Old and busted: Nipple piercing. New hotness: Nipple tattooing, also known as tittooing. (Not safe for work).

The princess from 'Brave' gets a sexy makeover. Just kidding It's really sexist.

Celebrity psychologist and everyone's favorite guest star on C.H.i.P.s, Dr. Joyce Brothers has died at the age of 85.