The 17-year-old shared the conversation with the world, because of course she did.

James Franco was sending direct messages to a teenage (read: underage) fan on Instagram, trying to hook up. He was all like "should I get us a room?" and she was all like "um, I'm gonna be with my mom". I'm paraphrasing, of course.

The actual conversation looked like this:

 

Pro-tip, Franco... if you're trying to hook-up with someone who is so young that they don't realize # is a number sign and not just a hashtag, they're too young for you. You do not speak the same language. And it's creepy.

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